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Total Medals Earned: 579 (From 73 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,025 Points

Electric Rubber 2

Convert Unlocked 8/14/15
5 Points
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Manager Unlocked 8/14/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Quick Sell Unlocked 8/14/15
5 Points
Buy the "Quick Sell" Upgrade
Saved Unlocked 8/14/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Unlocked 8/14/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Trader Unlocked 8/14/15
5 Points
You've traded over 150 Kilojoules
Discount Cooldown Unlocked 8/14/15
10 Points
Bring your power click cooldown below 10 seconds
Got Space 5 Points Gain 50 Kilojoules worth of space
Capacity Guy 10 Points Upgrade your first plant's capacity power to level 50
Clicker 10 Points Upgrade your clicking power to level 50
Discounter 10 Points Upgrade your discount power to level 50
Expanding 10 Points Buy a second plant
Idler 10 Points Level your idling to level 50
Rub To The Stars 10 Points Gain 250 Kilojoules worth of storage
Rubber 10 Points Upgrade your rubbing power to level 50
$100,000 25 Points You've obtained $100,000, good job!
Expert Trader 25 Points You've traded over 1 Megajoules
Golden 25 Points Get a golden background
Rub To The End 25 Points Gain 1 Megajoule worth of storage
Two Ain't Enough 25 Points Buy a third and final power plant
Achievement Worth Achieving 50 Points Level all the levelable things to 50
Millionare 50 Points Boom! You got $1,000,000
Leaderboards Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Settings Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/24 (40/350 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Electrocuted Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Controller Unlocked 1/29/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 1/29/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 12/44 (115/500 points)

Explode

First Bomb Unlocked 9/11/12
5 Points
Explode your first bomb
First Bounce Unlocked 9/11/12
5 Points
Bounce for the first time
Half Game Unlocked 9/11/12
5 Points
Finish 5 levels from game
Game Complete Unlocked 9/11/12
10 Points
Finish the game
One Bomb Game Unlocked 9/11/12
10 Points
Finish all levels using one bomb
Min Bounce 25 Points Finish the game with minimum bouncing

Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)

FamousPaintings Parodies2

Star Parodies Unlocked 1/21/14
5 Points
Find the 3 stars
3 Little Pigs Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Anorexia and Bulimia Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
At the end only the box remains Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bull Medal Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cavemen Fashion Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cow Boy Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creation of Woman Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Expulsion from School Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Eye of the Hurricane Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bye Cruel People Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guernica Full Color Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Half Score of More Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
15 points or more at ABC Test
Headless Smoker Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
LOL Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luncheon on the swamp Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
MacDonna Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mayan Lunch Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No more Poaching Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pull my finger Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rooftop Concert Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Street Dogs Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The condoms Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Kitten dinner Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Last Kiss Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Monkey Scream Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Vitruvian Cheerleader Unlocked 1/21/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You like art Unlocked 1/21/14
50 Points
20 or more points at ABC test
MegaMind 100 Points Get full Score at ABC Test
Stone Age Viewer Medal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A dogs Life Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BatMonalisa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Finless Shark Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jaguar Dance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Love birds Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No More Cocks Fightings Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Popetato Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tuning the Radio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 28/38 (315/500 points)

Fleeing the Complex

Kredit 2 Team Unlocked 1/11/16
5 Points
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Rank: CA Unlocked 1/11/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank CA
Patron of Tunes 5 Points Listen to a song linked in the credits
Waldo 5 Points Where is he?
Nailed It 10 Points Stuck the landing
xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points *Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
bruUGHNO 25 Points You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Rise and Shine 25 Points Wake up and smell the snow
Rank: GI 50 Points Achieve the Rank GI
Rank: IRO 50 Points Achieve the Rank IRO
Rank: PD 50 Points Achieve the Rank PD
Rank: TB 50 Points Achieve the Rank TB
101 Failmations 100 Points Get a total of 101 fails
Golden Boy 100 Points Find all 60 unique fails
Master of the Wall 100 Points Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
aeiou Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Easy Medal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Spooked Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/18 (55/660 points)

Folds -- Origami Game

I don't Need That! Unlocked 2/3/13
10 Points
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Halfway There 25 Points Get a total score of 1700.
Ultimate Perfection 100 Points Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/135 points)

Fracuum

Defense Unlocked 4/26/12
5 Points
Obtain the gun
Money Unlocked 4/26/12
5 Points
Collect a coin
Murder Unlocked 4/26/12
5 Points
Murder an enemy
Win 10 Points Beat the game
Massacre 25 Points Kill all the enemies
Riches 25 Points Collect all the coins
100% 50 Points Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Clever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Flawless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sweet Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genocide Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Greed Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
200% Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)

Freak o' Lantern

Assault And Battery Unlocked 10/18/13
5 Points
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Canine Evasion 5 Points Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Air Time 10 Points Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Extreme Extremity 10 Points Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Moar Candy! 10 Points Steal a total of 20k candies.
Mutation In Bulk 10 Points Equip 3 perks at once.
Punk Buster 25 Points Kill 50 bullies.
Wicked Efficiency 25 Points Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Ambush Mayhem 50 Points Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Candy Apocalypse 50 Points Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Gruesome Excellence 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Man's Best Friend 50 Points Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Monstrous Perfection 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Mother Dearest 50 Points Take care of Mother...
Legendary Terror 100 Points Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)

Futuristic

Mooving On Unlocked 7/30/12
5 Points
Beat the farm levels.
Legendairy Unlocked 7/30/12
10 Points
Beat the urban levels.
Diagram Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Moo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sir Loin Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)

Game Corp

Micromanagement Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Publish 2 Micro Games
Quite Interesting Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial
It's Gaben! Unlocked 1/4/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owning the mid range Unlocked 1/4/13
10 Points
Publish a game with 600 quality
The next level Unlocked 1/4/13
10 Points
Move to Vancouver
Best Seller Unlocked 1/6/13
25 Points
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Now that's AAA! Unlocked 1/5/13
25 Points
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Snowy around here Unlocked 1/4/13
25 Points
Move to Montreal
Clean up! Unlocked 9/18/14
100 Points
Win all the Awards in a year
Break the Integer.32! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/10 (215/265 points)